Thursday, August 28, 2008

#9 is my favorite!

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2.Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3.Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4.Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5.Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7.At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9.Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

Must Love Dogs

I have the picture in the previous post on the background of my computer at work.
Everyone at work makes fun of him and says his leg looks broke. Yesterday before I left the office My boss and Oscar were making fun of him. Well I go home… Riley runs down the stairs and falls on the last 2 of the first landing and he starts crying REALLY LOUD. He sat up and it looked like his leg was broke. I started freaking out and picked him up and he was still crying for a bit. I called my mom and she called my vet to see how long they were open and to let them know I was coming. Then she called Shu and told Shu to come pick me up to take Riley. She was there in 4 min. HAHA. We took Riley in and I guess they thought Shu was his mama. They kept talking to her and looking at her. I was like “ummm hellllooooo over here!!” They took him from me and felt around on his leg and he yelped a little. They did an x-ray and brought it back to show me and it wasn’t broken. But it was sprained. Poor guy L
They gave me some drops to put in his food for the pain. I got home and he just layed on the floor for awhile L I felt sorry for him. He tried to walk and he just hobbled. I put a pillow on the couch and layed him on that and he stayed there the whole time. I layed down beside him for awhile. I just felt so bad for him. I took him upstairs to bed and he stayed in the same spot all night. He didn’t want to get out of bed. I took him outside this morning (carried him downstairs and outside). He did his business then I took him back upstairs. I put him on the floor and he tried to hobble over to me.

I checked on him at lunch and he seemed to be doing better. He tried to run a bit and he runs more like a horse. He gallops. Haha. I think he’s going to make it. Last weekend was Megan & Kortney’s wedding, the weekend before that was Megan’s bachelorette party. I’ll post about that later when I have all of the pictures.

Friday, August 15, 2008

It's been awhile....

I don't have a lot to talk about...

Karen and i are getting ready for Megan's bachelorette party tomorrow night. We still have a lot to do. I have a TON of laundry i need to do tonight. I need to clean up my apartment.

We still have to shop for decorations and food. Why did i wait till the last minute ? Oh that's right I'm a procrastinator. On my lunch break i need to go put the deposit down for the party room at my apartment complex. I've never been in but i looked through the window. There's a pool table, couches and stuff. I'll have the room all weekend so on Sunday we are having a huge pool party with the girls and guys. It should be alot of fun.

Last weekend Lexi graduated from Tech. We all went to the lake on Saturday. We borrowed a tube from someone else at the lake and we took the boat out. Everyone else had a turn on the tube and i was kind of iffy about going. I had been on one before but Zach (Lexi's boyfriend) was driving the boat and was being really rough so i wasn't sure i wanted to go. I finally went and i told him not to be mean. We started going and i was staying on pretty good then it started to get rough and i finally went flying in the air. I did flips and whatnot and in the middle of flipping i lost my swimsuit bottoms! They were arround my ankles and in mid flip i was pulling them up. When they brought the boat back to pick me up Lexi said "do you have your bottoms?" i said "yeah" she said "we were sure you lost them". So everyone saw my white butt. Nice aye? Well i guess i didn't have enough becuase i got rgith back on the tube and went again. This time it was really rough but i stayed on for a good while. Zach was trying his hardest to knock me off. When he finally did i started flipping and twisting every which way. IT HURT when they came back to get me they all asked if i was ok. They said my bust was the worst one of the day. My back hurt so bad after that. I could barely get out of bed on Monday morning. I was SO sore. I played 2 volleyball games that night also. I'm not the brightest crayon in the box.

In December my lease will be up at my apartment and i'll be moving in with Karen. She's already painted my bedroom, she says theres no backing out now. It's turquoise my bedding and furniture will be black. I like it. Karen painted her room a dark purple. It looks awesome. She painted Christians room a dark blue. Her and her mom painted a mural of finding nemo. It looks AWESOME. I'll have to take pictures and post them on here to show you guys.

Isn't he the cutest thing ever???? Seriously. It doesn't get cuter than that. He gets to stay with Aunt Shu Shu next weekend while i'm in Ruidoso for Megan's wedding!